Psyched in Stilettos

Jacqueline Stallone, mother of actor Sylvester Stallone, claims to be a clairvoyant / astrologer and has been doing psychic readings and making predictions for years. In fact, she correctly predicted that Arnold Schwarzenegger would become Governor of California at an early stage. On her website, she also offers a Rumpology service, one of the most bizarre spiritual practices I've come across...

You've heard of forecasting the future via tea leaves, runes and palms, but what about your bum? "Send a close up picture of your rear end either by using a digital camera or scanning a photo - at least 800 pixels wide. Jacqueline will read image [sic] of your rump", her website proclaims. Jee-zus.

Sly Stallone even provides a testimonial for Mom: "Without question, her greatest talent is her ability to foresee the future. She has successfully predicted every major event in my life through her uncanny mastery of the ancient art of astrology."

As a child, Jacqueline's father was friends with world-renowned psychic Edgar Casey, who once told her she had a mission in life. Today, as a psychic who speaks and offers her services around the world, she believes her mission is finally being fulfilled. In November, 2003, Stallone told the MSNBC source The Scoop that Michael Jackson would be found innocent. "He is totally innocent. I got a flash. You're going to find out that this is the biggest frame up that ever happened. People say his career is over. They're wrong. He's going to come out of this stronger than ever. This all came to me like a lightning bolt."

Stallone was correct about Jackson being found innocent of all charges, but did he come out 'stronger than ever'? Well, if the worldwide outpouring after his death was anything to go by, the star truly left earth with a Bang - on a high note.